I watched the video below which is absolutely magnificent and a great motivation for Malaysian Indian guys whose sole mission in life is chasing girls in cyber reality. The below is the video.
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Okay, so you think I’m lying? Here’s a macha I trolled on Facebook:
Facebook machas, there’s more than minachis on Facebook
Although I don’t agree with everything the guy in the video said, what he said corroborated my experience. There are a lot of Facebook machas out there who’s sole mission in life is to get girls. They think that girls are the only meaning in their lives. Their motivation is girls. I know a 30 something year old Indian male doctor who needs girls to motivate him so imagine the average machas. If they don’t have a girlfriend or their girlfriends dump them, they think their world ends and they either become bitter girl haters or contemplate suicide. And, machas’ true love context is defined by them growing a beard and giving up on life with a quarter thanni singing, “Aval parenthu ponnale, yenne maranthu ponale.” (She flew away, forgetting me). Latest bit is, “Ennama Ippadi Pannerinngelema,” (What girl, why you doing like this girl?) “Inthe ponnunggale ippadi than purinji pochi da,” (I’ve understood that all girls are the same) “Vena macha vena inthe ponnungge kathal-u.” (Don’t ever want these girls’ love) It’s those songs or suicide to prove a point of true love and that minachis are insincere and heartless in love. There are lot of Tamil movies songs dedicated to lovelorn machas and machas too lap it all up.
And, you know what, 90% of minachis on Facebook won’t layan Facebook machas. Why? Because it’s plainly annoying. Mostly, it shows that machas have no self respect and dignity. Machas have self respect and dignity jumping forward like munthiri kotte (cashew nut) when amma (mom) and appa (dad) scold or hit them. Won’t talk to mom for 1 year, pack suit case up to leave home but not leaving because knowing that if move out, pichai than edukanum. (have to beg for a living) But, even if a girl literally spits on machas face and slipper them for good measure, machas will still go behind her. By right, it should be vice versa – stick to your parents no matter what and walking out on the girl. Now machas, your parents have washed your butt and cleaned your urine and shit and support you financially even when hair had grown on your face, armpit and balls and you wanna show your rosham (dignity) at them? Show your dignity to the girl you’ve known via Facebook one hour ago, not to your parents. This scene from 7G Rainbow Colony would sink the message in.
Every time I come online on Facebook guys hound around like a pack of lecherous wolves. Before I am even to reply to one guy, 3 other guys show up, ‘Hi’, ‘Hye’, ‘Hey babe’. Facebook is not a suitable platform to talk and hitch with someone. Instead of only rounding up random girls and trying to woo them, exchange intellect, grow perspective and have meaningful and insightful dialectics on Facebook. Recently Bersih 4.0 rally happened leading up to Malaysia’s 58th Independence Day. How many Facebook machas and minachis are aware of Bersih 4.0? They serbu itu vandi and Taliban Indian moral policing pages as usual. And adding random girls and chatting with them as business as usual. My question is, why Facebook machas and meenachis won’t do something beneficial on Facebook? Why should they narrow the innumerable possibilities on Facebook to interview and harass girls in the name of chat and girls posting innumerable selfies of themselves. Look around. The world is bigger than that.
Facebook machas add and chat with random girls just to be friends
Like I’m going to buy that.
Facebook machas say that they just wanna be friends while calling the girl they added a minute ago, ‘darling’, ‘sayang’, ‘cutie’, etc. And cooing, “You so pretty/sweet/beautiful” and then saying just friendly talk la.
How many machas call their macha friends ‘darling’, ‘sayang’, ‘cutie’? And, how many machas tell their macha friends, “You so handsome/hunky/good looking?
Enna bang, goreng ah?
Facebook machas, please cultivate more manam, rosham, soodu and soranai
If a girl doesn’t respond after a message of ‘Hi’ then effing block her there and then and keep your self respect intact. Why do Facebook machas incessantly message girls who literally spit on their face via the gadget – that she’s not interested? If she’s uninterested, she’s uninterested. Her not responding DOESN’T MEAN SHE LIKES YOU. Forget the logic that when a girl says no she means yes. No means no. PERIOD.
By all means, please don’t add random girls and don’t dedicate your time in chasing girls. Because, many girls these days aren’t like what the video described – whiny at male friends, cuddly at boyfriend. Girls these days are too busy improving their lives, climbing up the career ladder. So many role models – Kalpana Chawla, Indra Nooyi, Sarpanch Chhavi, Village Soda, Rajasthan,Deepika Narayan Bhardwaj – Voice of Falsely Accused Men, and our own Ambiga Sreenevasan and Irene Fernandez. We know our priorities. The issue here is not even about girls. The issue here is priority like how many Malaysian Indians give priority to entertainment. Many Indian women don’t need a guy – they will have a guy only if they want the guy, not need. Because their needs can be fulfilled by themselves and yes, girls are taking care of their parents as well.
Girls could do with lesser attention from guys because that attention is often unwanted attention. You think you’re the only one waiting for the girl you added to reply? Take your number and wait – your number is 134. So, yes, please don’t besiege girls like you’re so desperate for a pussy, any pussy. Be dignified, cultivate a high degree of self respect and chase success instead of girls. Girls aren’t trophies. Your pussy Facebook collection is not a qualification.
I just need to comment on one thing that I have a bone to pick with in the video – the prettiest girls only look for those making loads of money in matrimonial sites? Now, you’ve come to the snare – what a shallow thinking. Beauty is the only worth in a girl? Then wait in the line bro while intelligent girls make headway and leave you in the dust. I guess Indian guys will never get the essence of being sapiosexual in the next 2000 years. Precisely why Facebook machas incessantly siege pretty Facebook minachis even if she’s dumb.
Ponnunga pinnadi pona aperom life coma.