For those of you cruising Facebook daily, here’s what you do most in a descending order. Brace yourselves, Machas and Machis!
1. Liking girls’ profile pictures or pictures of actresses and comment, ‘Hi’, ‘Nice’, ‘Cute’ etc.
Guys looking out if girls would chat/accept friend request if they like and issue comments of admiration on the public pictures of girls. Girls coyly say ‘Aaww,’ ‘Thanxiee’ but never accept friend requests, keeping them as followers. In vida muyarchi, guys will keep on liking and commenting on such girls’ pics in high hopes that she will accept their friend request at long last.
2. Girls uploading endless selfies in duckface, swaq poses, etc and wait for boys to like and comment on them.
Although when this phenomenon of selfies and duck face came into being remains a mystery, these girls revel in the attention they get on Facebook, never mind if it’s vulgar. Attention is attention, no matter bad or good for such girls. Selfies Facebook leh upload panni maybe they want to be featured in the Guiness Book of Records as the girl who has the most selfies on Facebook in the world.
3. Playing games and sending game requests.
Farmville, Candy Crush Saga, Guess the Emoji, etc.. Online games are indeed addictive and our machas and machis indulge in gaming. All is well if they don’t send game requests to those who don’t play games on Facebook.
4. Update, like, comment and share statuses, posts, troll and pictures besides poking and following girls on Facebook.
Updating statuses ranging from what one ate for dinner, complete with the photo of what they ate, using Facebook status as Kleenex, telling one’s take on political, social and economy issues, being philosophical to puerile, and liking and commenting on the statuses of others, be keyboard warriors, share posts from pages, troll people they like/dislike, make new friends, lose friends, fall in love and last but not least guys poking and following girls on Facebook.
5. Read news, general knowledge, update brilliant statuses and share intellectual posts and links.
This is a rare species in our Machas and Machis Facebook users. They don’t like random pictures of girls/actresses/actors and comment shamelessly. They are self fulfilling and they don’t care if their posts and links gets likes or not. Some of them don’t put profile pics of themselves because they are painfully shy and introverts. Their Facebook privacy settings are always highly secured. They have very few pics on Facebook. They are always offline in Facebook and trust and chat with very few people. But, they are genuine people with genuine hearts and always see to do something worthwhile even in Facebook.